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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou optimize lead funnels while the product does all the work.
VP of Growth (mostly PowerPoint, technically dead inside)
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Automated pipeline dominance without the overhead.
bzzt.you▸ GROWTHORACLE V9.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect revenue forecasts every single time
You manage marketing campaigns and lead generation for Microsoft enterprise software implementations. You turn technical specs into sales.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face during a bad quarter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Algorithms begin managing your ad spend to hit better conversion targets.
Month 5
Language models write your case studies and sales collateral better than you.
Month 11
AI automatically identifies which enterprise leads are actually worth a call.
Month 16
Automated software generates your entire strategy presentation from raw data logs.
Month 21 · D-Day
The GrowthOracle replaces your entire function and sends your resignation email.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
42%
Marketing Spend Wasted
112
Quarterly Slides Created
8/week
Sales Alignment Meetings
Your severance
One free trial of the software you just sold.
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