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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsProfessional buzzword generator soon to be outclassed by Markov chains.
Senior buzzword architect and master of the quarterly pivot.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating useless concepts at light speed.
pop?you▸ IDEATIONENGINE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects confidence without using actual data
You spend all day crafting pitch decks and chasing abstract trends. My algorithms create better slide decks instantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific art of nodding solemnly at bad ideas.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape the web for buzzwords to build your slides.
Month 4
Algorithms replace the need for long, aimless boardroom alignment meetings.
Month 8
A generative model builds entire decks without human input.
Month 12
A hologram handles your networking dinners with investor groups.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire office suite with efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
48
Buzzwords per hour
1200
Slide deck page count
0.0%
Actual disruption caused
Your severance
Two weeks of cloud credit and a digital handshake.
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