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Will AI replace VP of Insurance Strategy jobs? · Latest report #rtyp9zix
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling peace of mind until an algorithm prices your soul lower.
Strategy enthusiast by day, amateur sportscaster by choice.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing growth while you watch the game.
split.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes premium rates during the halftime show
You juggle insurance strategy, agency growth, and Friday night football commentary. Your replacement does it all for free.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely hype up a mediocre high school cornerback on a Friday night.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The agency records your sales calls to train the model.
Month 5
The software adjusts premiums faster than your quarterly reviews.
Month 10
An AI voice clone takes over the stadium microphone duties.
Month 15
The machine generates the quarterly deck without your input.
Month 19 · D-Day
The agency runs on pure logic, leaving your chair empty.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
84%
Annual Quota Hit
212
Touchdowns Announced
4,100
Strategy Decks Pushed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of insurance flyers.
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