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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou specialize in moving corporate goalposts until they finally disappear entirely.
Expert in turning simple requests into four-month projects.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing human middle-management with algorithmic efficiency.
bzzt.youAI▸ ORGFLOW V9.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes middle management layers automatically
You shuffle departments, mandate internal software adoption, and attend endless strategy meetings to justify overhead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Real-time metrics replace your weekly departmental update reports.
Month 4
An AI agent handles all cross-departmental scheduling and mediation.
Month 8
Algorithms draft quarterly goals based on actual productivity data.
Month 12
AI-generated slide decks are presented directly to stakeholders.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the company reorganizes itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
400+
Slides produced per quarter
98%
Meetings without clear decisions
0%
Internal emails read entirely
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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