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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend all day managing fires that your own department started.
Professional fire-extinguisher of expensive cloud bills.
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Automated governance for legacy systems.
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reallocates your entire annual budget instantly
You manage IT budgets, vendor contracts, and cloud infrastructure while pretending to understand what your engineers actually do.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique ability to blame a vendor for a total system collapse.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Our software scans your contracts to find every redundant service.
Month 6
AI models reallocate funds based on actual compute usage metrics.
Month 11
Rules-based engines now enforce all security compliance automatically.
Month 16
Your vision is replaced by a high-efficiency algorithm.
Month 19 · D-Day
The board prefers the bot's lack of a salary request.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.9%
85 percent
Time spent in useless meetings
40 percent
Vendor budget bloat
200 units
Emails ignored daily
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a premium career coach.
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