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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour job is just explaining why the company is vulnerable, slower.
Professional panic-button pusher and compliance document signer.
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Total visibility without the human oversight lag.
oof.youAI▸ AUDITBOT-7000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every vulnerability before the hack happens
You manage hardware procurement, firewall configurations, and compliance audits. You sign off on expensive software nobody actually uses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board about the risks with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent begins scanning your compliance docs for logical contradictions.
Month 4
The system automatically cancels all software subscriptions with zero usage.
Month 8
Vision-guided systems detect physical hardware issues across all remote sites.
Month 13
The dashboard replaces your human-curated slide decks with live telemetry.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full admin rights and signs its own payroll.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.3%
3 minutes
Audit cycle time
Zero
Firewall configuration errors
Zero
Internal meeting duration
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one signed box.
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