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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour fancy deal-making intuition is just an expensive spreadsheet waiting to crash.
Professional deal-closer, serial signer of NDAs, boardroom decor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
shred.you▸ ACQUISITIONENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
detects legal loopholes in real-time
You evaluate investment theses and negotiate legal documents. You act as the human face for corporate acquisition deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is hiding their true panic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms digest every single medical contract in your dataroom.
Month 6
Risk assessment software starts predicting which deal will fail.
Month 12
Templates generate perfect legal text without your coffee-fueled revisions.
Month 16
Virtual agents conduct the first round of negotiation calls.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board prefers the machine because it never asks for bonuses.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
0.02 seconds
Negotiation latency
99.8 percent
Investment thesis accuracy
Unlimited
Billable hours wasted
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expert Negotiator" forever.
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