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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour high-level strategy is just a spreadsheet waiting for a prompt.
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You oversee brand positioning, ad spend, and digital revenue growth. Your job is mostly slide decks and high-stakes guesswork.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social grace to lie to investors without triggering a fraud alert.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI reads all your historical campaign performance data.
Month 6
Automated models start proposing spend allocations without your input.
Month 12
Automated engines build your board presentations instantly.
Month 16
Real-time bidding algorithms remove your final influence on spend.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your department is now a single, silent server in a basement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.3%
4 liters
Coffee consumed per strategy shift
85 percent
Time spent in useless meetings
too much
Budget squandered on vanity metrics
Your severance
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