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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsA glorified paper reader soon to be replaced by a loop.
Expert at converting research grants into GPU heat.
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You spend days vetting model architectures and managing academic egos. Your team builds neural networks for material science discovery.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the subjective ritual of judging a colleague's research intuition.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An agent summarizes every new paper instantly.
Month 4
Software kills any training run wasting your cloud credits.
Month 8
Algorithms choose the model structure without your input.
Month 13
A script turns raw data into beautiful, lying charts.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your role vanishes entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
88 percent
Paper rejection rate
35 hours weekly
Time spent in Zoom
12000 plus
Research papers cited
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