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Will AI replace VP of Pricing jobs? · Latest report #44q9fsyu
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March 15, 2028
In 17 monthsPredicting revenue is just a spreadsheet with more expensive suit fabric.
Master of spreadsheets and strategic obfuscation
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Automated elasticity for maximum extraction.
no no noyouAI▸ MARGINMASTER AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal churn threshold in milliseconds
You optimize margin thresholds and model price elasticity. You spend your day justifying arbitrary percentage hikes to stakeholders who just want higher ARR.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face during quarterly reviews.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system ingests all past pricing decisions to build a baseline for machine learning models.
Month 4
Automated modules replace manual competitive monitoring by scraping live market data directly from rivals.
Month 8
Algorithms begin suggesting real-time price changes for product features based on instantaneous user behavior data.
Month 12
Generative models produce quarterly revenue forecasts and justifications that pass internal compliance checks without human input.
Month 17 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the system achieves full autonomy over the company's global pricing strategy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99.9%
Margin optimization accuracy
Billion/sec
Spreadsheet rows processed
95%
Annual salary savings
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium stock ticker app.
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