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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou specialize in long meetings that could have been a dashboard.
Corporate navigator, spreadsheet warrior, professional meeting survivor.
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Automated decisioning for the corner office.
bzzt.youAI▸ STRATEGYLOGIC SUITE V9.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus across broken departments
You spend days managing roadmap spreadsheets and convincing stakeholders your product strategy actually matters to the bottom line.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which executive to blame when the roadmap fails.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans every past meeting transcript and project plan.
Month 4
Automated models start drafting the quarterly product roadmaps for you.
Month 8
An agent bot handles all minor alignment queries via Slack.
Month 13
Real-time decision bots replace your input in all steering meetings.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the board stops noticing you left.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14
Roadmap changes per week
42
Meaningless slide deck count
12%
Stakeholder alignment percentage
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive pen.
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