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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsPaying six figures for a fancy spreadsheet-monkey is finally ending.
Professional power-pointer and budget-approval bottleneck.
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You spend days in endless strategy meetings and approving R&D budgets while pretending your team is actually innovating.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with such conviction that they buy another round.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software flags every unnecessary spend before you even see it.
Month 5
The AI writes the quarterly strategy decks in six seconds.
Month 10
Board members start approving AI-generated roadmap proposals directly.
Month 16
The machine manages the engineers directly via automated issue tickets.
Year 2 · D-Day
You are replaced by a python script that saves millions annually.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
88 percent
Time spent in useless meetings
4 million
Innovation budget wasted annually
10000x faster
AI speed advantage
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of subscription fees.
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