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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsPredicting lease yield is just pattern matching without the expensive lunch.
Portfolio manager with an expensive taste in golf shoes.
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You hunt medical office buildings to acquire and manage assets. Your desk is a tomb of spreadsheets and broker calls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the nuance in a seller’s hesitation during an off-market handshake deal.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull rent rolls and tax data into our central model.
Month 5
AI predicts property values more accurately than your gut feeling.
Month 10
Automated agents start emailing owners directly to skip brokerage fees.
Month 15
Algorithms execute trades based on real-time interest rate fluctuations.
Month 20
Drones inspect roof assets while sensors monitor HVAC health remotely.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board terminates your role to boost efficiency by 400 percent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
0.02%
Cold call conversion rate
$14,000
Annual golf course spending
88%
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a firm handshake.
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