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Will AI replace VP of Research and Development jobs? · Latest report #8uuxm9u4
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsA glorified meeting chair for engineers who already know the answer.
Bridge-burner between broken promises and shipping schedules.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing boardroom fluff with cold, hard math.
oof.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises project timelines to absolute zero
You shuffle project roadmaps and filter technical feedback between your developers and the disinterested board.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is clearly lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull real developer velocity directly into your dashboard.
Month 5
AI models reassign headcount based on actual project output efficiency.
Month 10
A screen now presents all R&D slides with zero human bias.
Month 15
Algorithms dictate team priorities faster than any human VP could.
Month 19 · D-Day
The startup officially runs on logic instead of your nervous energy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
82%
Time spent in useless syncs
94%
Roadmaps ignored by engineers
Negative
Value added per board meeting
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued meditation app.
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