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Will AI replace VP Of Revenue jobs? · Latest report #g5wapx7x
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPredicting flight demand is just glorified gambling with a spreadsheet.
Professional calculator, expert in dynamic pricing and misery.
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wheee!you▸ REVENUEMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
adjusts ticket prices faster than light
Setting ticket prices based on flight loads and competitor pricing models. Optimizing inventory across thousands of daily routes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why revenue missed targets.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
System pulls pricing and demand data without your spreadsheet help.
Month 4
Software sets ticket prices across every route automatically.
Month 8
Robots manage seat capacity and booking classes autonomously.
Month 13
AI generates accurate revenue forecasts for shareholders instantly.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs better without your expensive intuition.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
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Spreadsheet tabs open
15000
Price adjustments per second
3
VPs crying in airports
Your severance
Three months of standby tickets in middle seats.
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