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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour pricing strategy is just an Excel sheet that needs killing.
Master of spreadsheets and professional rent hiking.
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shred.you▸ YIELDMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
adjusts rental pricing based on competitor panic
You juggle occupancy rates and rent hikes to inflate quarterly dividends. Algorithms already do this better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with enough confidence to avoid a firing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors scrape competitor pricing data in real-time.
Month 4
Software updates unit pricing without human approval.
Month 10
AI predicts vacancy trends better than your gut feeling.
Month 16
A dashboard generates your quarterly slide deck.
Month 21 · D-Day
The board replaces your salary with a license fee.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
Infinite
Spreadsheet rows processed
Zero
Empathy for tenants
99.9%
Revenue forecast accuracy
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium stock ticker app.
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