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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou are just a very expensive interface for a CRM dashboard.
Professional pipeline stuffer and expense report enthusiast.
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Automating your ego into a spreadsheet.
sluurp.you▸ QUOTAKILL-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects perfect revenue forecasts every monday
You chase quarterly quotas, manage regional account leads, and spend your entire week in pipeline review meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a client in the eye while lying about the feature roadmap.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors identify which accounts are actually worth your time.
Month 5
AI takes over the weekly check-in emails to clients.
Month 10
Software sets the discounts that you used to negotiate.
Month 17
Dashboard bots replace your manual forecast meetings entirely.
Year 2 · D-Day
The server closes your account and initiates the final layoff.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14 percent
Quarterly target variance
800 yearly
Hours spent on golf
42 percent
CRM entry accuracy
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very sad golf club.
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