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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour strategy deck is just a expensive way to say 'buy more'.
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no no noyouAI▸ MARKETMASTER V-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises churn rates using real-time sentiment analysis
Crafting high-level market positioning and steering complex B2B sales cycles to hit aggressive quarterly revenue targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a prospect with such charm they actually believe you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated pipelines predict deal closure rates with brutal precision.
Month 5
AI buying algorithms cut your bloated agency spend by half.
Month 13
Market positioning models generate decks that humans never open.
Year 1.9
Virtual bots attend your calls to provide real-time negotiation counters.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The board concludes that your salary is a legacy cost.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Excessive
Annual golf budget
14 percent
Quarterly target slippage
42
Slides per deal
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one free golf outing.
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