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Will AI replace VP of Sales and Solutions jobs? · Latest report #w3r32bp3
Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling your own replacement code is the most efficient suicide note ever.
Selling software you fixed because the vendor failed you.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets and deals without the human overhead.
no no noyou▸ DEALFLOW AUTOMATOR V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates the entire sales cycle while debugging
You close enterprise deals while writing custom software patches. You are currently negotiating your own corporate exit.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can lie to a client with authentic warmth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system scrapes your entire historical email and code commit history.
Month 5
AI models draft and negotiate contracts faster than your legal team.
Month 13
Large language models build the bespoke integrations you currently code manually.
Year 1.9
Your customers stop requesting human meetings as bot trust scores rise.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the pipeline and account strategy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
12
Code commits per quarter
40%
Human charisma tax
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to your own replaced software.
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