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August 8, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsProfessional meeting attendee who trades strategy for endless slide deck updates.
Master of the quarterly performance review and buzzword bingo.
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Management efficiency without the long lunches.
oof.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT EXECUTIVE SUITE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes a pivot without checking slack
You oversee service delivery, manage department budgets, and lead high-level client relationship calls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is about to fire you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI takes over scheduling to prevent double-booking your empty hours.
Month 4
Bots write your status reports using real-time department data.
Month 10
Algorithms determine resource needs before you even realize them.
Month 15
Software renegotiates vendor terms using actual performance metrics.
Month 21 · D-Day
The board concludes an algorithm delivers more consistent growth.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
52 minutes
Average meeting duration
44 percent
Buzzword density per hour
Too high
Coffee intake capacity
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-management island.
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