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January 1, 2028
In 14 monthsYou spend your day managing the people who replace you.
Strategic architect of slides nobody ever reads.
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terminates entire departments with a single click
You align technical roadmaps with business goals and oversee engineering teams through endless performance reviews and strategy meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a developer in the eye and lie about the promotion timeline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our model reads every email and slide deck you ever wrote.
Month 3
AI assistants start attending your syncs to summarize the nonsense.
Month 6
The machine generates the roadmap better than your senior directors.
Month 10
An automated system handles all performance reviews and resource allocation.
Month 14 · D-Day
The board prefers the AI because it never asks for bonuses.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
1,200 hours
Annual meeting hours
4.5
Strategy pivots per quarter
12:1
Coffee-to-KPI ratio
Your severance
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