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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour career is a legacy system waiting to be decommissioned.
Architecting systems to quantify employees who hate their jobs.
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You spend days drawing high-level diagrams and arguing about microservices to track corporate praise in a database.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the board why the legacy backend is holding together.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models scan your codebase to document every forgotten function.
Month 5
Logic engines replace your hand-drawn flows with perfect blueprints.
Month 10
Algorithms rewrite your legacy debt into clean, modern services.
Month 15
Agents now host the architecture review boards for you.
Month 19 · D-Day
You receive a calendar invite for a final farewell meeting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4,200 annually
Architecture diagrams generated
65 percent
Time spent in planning syncs
Zero meaning
Corporate milestones tracked
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our automated praise app.
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