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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsProfessional meeting-attendee whose primary deliverable is a calendar invite.
Professional architect of quarterly strategic pivots and vague promises.
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optimizes team velocity through automated firing
You manage roadmaps, oversee quarterly planning, and pretend to understand why the legacy monolith is actually fine. We have a spreadsheet that does that better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific performative nod when an engineer mentions technical debt.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We scrape your calendar and email archives to map every decision you have ever made.
Month 3
An AI agent begins suggesting your replies during meetings to optimize consensus building speed.
Month 6
Quarterly roadmaps are generated by a predictive algorithm that ignores your irrational optimism.
Month 10
Team velocity is managed by real-time load balancing sensors rather than your human intuition.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated while the machine automatically schedules a celebration meeting for your team.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12 percent
Gantt chart accuracy
3 months
Budget approval speed
99 percent
Meaningless buzzword usage
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic productivity app.
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