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Your job has an expiration date
September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour career is just a series of meetings about other people's code.
Professional spreadsheet architect of offshore development teams.
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Replacing middle management with pure logic loops.
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automates quarterly budget cuts with zero remorse
You manage offshore outsourcing teams and translate business needs into technical requirements. Your job is mostly email and spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a vendor is hiding a critical security vulnerability.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI begins drafting your weekly status emails to the board.
Month 4
Smart software tracks vendor performance and calculates billable value.
Month 9
Algorithms assign tickets to engineers based on capacity data.
Month 14
Direct financial links automate payment approvals for all vendors.
Month 22 · D-Day
Management software handles all operations without human supervision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
45
Emails per hour
High
Cost per vendor
Subjective
Value added
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a mindfulness meditation app.
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