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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting for an algorithm to wake them.
Master of Excel vlookups and vague quarterly guidance.
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projects perfect revenue growth models instantly
You build complex financial models and present quarterly forecasts to the board. Your deck is a masterclass in ambiguity.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is about to panic.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Integration tools pull real-time ledger data into a live model.
Month 5
AI models generate thirty growth scenarios instead of just three.
Month 11
Visuals for the board are generated directly from the ledger.
Month 16
Smart contracts enforce departmental budgets without needing manual approval.
Month 21 · D-Day
The board prefers the machine because it never asks for bonuses.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
400 hours
Annual burn on board decks
18 percent
Forecast accuracy variance
3,000+
Average model cell errors
Your severance
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