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Will AI replace VP of Strategy jobs? · Latest report #32azjnic
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou align people; I align models to delete your entire department.
Professional cat-herder for curriculum designers and sales leads.
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Replacing consensus with pure mathematical certainty.
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projects total consensus via predictive sentiment analysis
You define long-term curriculum goals and force internal teams to agree on a singular, expensive product roadmap.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
The AI reads all your past strategic decks and meeting notes.
Month 7
Sensors monitor office chat to identify who ignores the roadmap.
Month 14
The machine generates the next product vision without your input.
Month 23
Software dictates tasks directly to employees to ensure perfect alignment.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the strategy engine takes control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
14 too many
Alignment meetings per week
3.2
Roadmap pivots per quarter
99 percent
Hours spent explaining vision
Your severance
One free subscription to your own digital curriculum.
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