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Will AI replace VP of Success jobs? · Latest report #vvficykd
Your job has an expiration date
January 1, 2028
In 14 monthsYou sell outcomes, but our models just deliver the results.
Professional slide-deck filler, expert in vague promise-keeping.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning churn into a solved calculation.
bzzt.youAI▸ SUCCESSOPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly business reviews while you sleep
You manage client relationships, drive retention metrics, and pretend that quarterly business reviews provide actual value to customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly when a customer asks why the product failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI gathers every support email and slide deck ever written.
Month 3
Algorithms detect churn risk faster than any human VP.
Month 6
Machines auto-generate quarterly decks with real-time data insights.
Month 9
Client communication handled entirely by automated outreach bots.
Month 14 · D-Day
The VP role is officially retired for a dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4,000+
Quarterly Slides Created
12,402
Unread Support Tickets
100%
Meaningless Jargon Used
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of premium access.
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