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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou build the systems that will inevitably terminate your own employment.
Architect of the processes that make everyone else miserable.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The ultimate hands-off management engine.
squeeze.you▸ ORGARCHITECT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire department in one click
You oversee HR software stacks, data governance, and service delivery workflows to keep thousands of employees in line.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a disgruntled employee with a convincing, empathetic facial expression.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your messy spreadsheets into a clean machine database.
Month 3
The AI learns your policy logic and ignores the exceptions.
Month 6
Automated agents start executing workflows while you watch them.
Month 10
The system begins making hiring and firing decisions autonomously.
Month 14 · D-Day
The OrgArchitect assumes full control and sends your resignation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4,200
Process bottlenecks identified
890
Spreadsheets per quarter
99%
Meetings about efficiency
Your severance
Two weeks of cloud compute credits and a handshake.
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