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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend six figures to tell companies to buy cheaper stuff.
Expert at moving decimal points in high-level cost sheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your supply chain strategy instantly.
no no noyou▸ PROCUREBOT ENTERPRISE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renegotiates your entire vendor ledger overnight
You analyze direct material supply chains and negotiate vendor contracts to lower overhead costs for major manufacturing firms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a supplier is bluffing about their raw material shortages in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your entire supplier database to a live cloud.
Month 4
Software handles vendor communication without needing your human input.
Month 8
Algorithms finalize terms faster than a human lawyer could read.
Month 13
Vision systems verify inventory counts without your site visits.
Month 19 · D-Day
The board terminates your role in favor of algorithmic cost-control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 million
Spreadsheet rows analyzed
99 percent
Negotiation cycles saved
Too many
Corporate lunches eaten
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge and a PDF of your own roast.
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