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Will AI replace VP Product Development jobs? · Latest report #vzivv4zs
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou translate farm complaints into Jira tickets for a living.
High-level bridge between legacy agriculture and broken code.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy for better crop code.
no no noyouAI▸ SYNCHARVEST 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters user complaints into empty silence
You collect user feedback and bridge the gap between non-technical farmers and busy software engineers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a farmer is actually lying about a bug's impact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent reads all support logs to generate feature tickets.
Month 5
Smart models answer client API questions without human interference.
Month 10
Code generation tools convert user needs directly into PRs.
Month 15
Asynchronous AI agents handle all cross-team status updates.
Month 19 · D-Day
The VP role is officially deleted from the company structure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42
Jira tickets closed per week
18
Hours spent explaining APIs
12 liters
Coffee consumed per release
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital corn kernels.
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