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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell dreams that a spreadsheet will soon hallucinate better.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep in first class.
ow.youAI▸ MARKETDOMINATOR-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly pipeline projections instantly
You chase quarterly quotas across borders and manage teams of quota-carrying account executives via complex CRM dashboards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a client's eyes before they sign.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI monitors your CRM to learn every successful negotiation tactic.
Month 6
Algorithms predict revenue numbers more accurately than your gut feeling.
Month 12
Automated prompts give better coaching advice than your weekly meetings.
Month 16
Language models handle the contract back-and-forth without emotional friction.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board prefers the bot's cold, profit-maximizing logic over your salary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
99%
Pipeline manipulation accuracy
0%
Quarterly target variance
Zero
Time spent in flight
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-growth territory.
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