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December 13, 2027
In 14 monthsMoving from high-level vision to a low-level memory dump.
VP Software (expert at delegating responsibility, not code)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Management without the expensive golf trips.
oof.you▸ SYNCSTRAT-9 EXECUTIVE LOGIC UNIT▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reallocates all engineering resources to zero
You shuffle project roadmaps and review technical debt. Your team writes the code you claim to manage.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which engineer is lying about their ticket status.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI gathers metrics directly from Git to replace your status reports.
Month 3
Vision models propose project timelines based on historical velocity data.
Month 6
Voice-to-text agents handle meeting minutes and action item assignment.
Month 9
Software models assign developers to tickets without your human oversight.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated as the executive unit takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4,000 yearly
Meetings attended
12 monthly
Strategic pivots
5 gallons
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium sub and an empty coffee mug.
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