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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell imaginary solutions to problems your own software will soon fix.
VP of slide decks and high-stakes hand-waving.
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Closing deals while you sleep.
stretchy.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER-AI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates every slide deck in seconds
You build complex operating models for securities finance and pitch software demos to potential clients all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and pivot when a client looks visibly bored.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI creates custom pitch decks tailored to every single client prospect.
Month 5
Real-time synthetic data replaces your static demo environments for better realism.
Month 10
Digital agents handle initial calls and answer all standard technical inquiries.
Month 15
Algorithms generate target operating models faster than your human team can.
Month 21 · D-Day
The client interacts only with the model and the automated sales agent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42
Slides presented per week
99%
Demo glitches ignored
12 hours
Time spent in airport lounges
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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