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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Vulnerability Analyst jobs? · Latest report #76pt9vw8
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsScanning logs is a chore that software already does better, faster.
Professional button-clicker and high-severity alert ignorer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated patching for the lazy admin.
glub.youAI▸ VULNBOT SCANCORE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-remediates critical vulnerabilities before you log in
You run Nessus scans to find security flaws and then compile reports for teams to ignore.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused manager why a critical CVE is actually just a bug.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters your scan noise so you stop seeing garbage results.
Month 4
The machine generates the PDF reports you usually struggle to write.
Month 8
System agents now apply the fixes instead of waiting for admins.
Month 14
Real-time vulnerability monitoring makes your scheduled scans look like ancient history.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked because the system is self-healing now.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42 percent
False positive rate
18 hours weekly
Time spent writing reports
3 cups
Coffee consumed per scan
Your severance
A lifetime license to our legacy monitoring dashboard.
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