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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Vulnerability Management Analyst jobs? · Latest report #3zfbr8xa
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy prioritizing critical patches while I silently automate your entire career.
Professional spreadsheet maintainer and professional ticket pesterer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated remediation for the unpatchable.
shred.you▸ SECUFLOW NEURAL V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-deploys patches during your lunch break
You triage CVEs and correlate scan data to pester engineers about updates. Your spreadsheets are just waiting for a script to render them obsolete.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate with a stubborn lead engineer to defer a reboot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Natural language models begin auto-tagging your incoming vulnerability reports based on internal asset criticality.
Month 3
Unified APIs replace your manual data entry into tracking spreadsheets with real-time risk scoring.
Month 6
Direct integration with ticketing systems removes the need for you to manually pester busy system owners.
Month 10
Rule-based logic engines process standard risk exceptions, leaving you with nothing to approve.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the system achieves 99.9% autonomous remediation without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
14 minutes
Average Time To Triage
98%
Ticket Boredom Coefficient
High
Human Error Risk
Your severance
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