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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Vulnerability Researcher jobs? · Latest report #9dpibcai
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour infinite backlog of CVEs is just a database entry now.
Chasing CVEs until the sun comes up
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets faster than you can open them.
ow.youAI▸ VULNSCANNER-AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every critical vulnerability before lunch
You hunt for software flaws in complex codebases. You manage the lifecycle of disclosed bugs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy firewall was configured to block itself.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart models start crawling your public repositories for obvious flaws.
Month 5
AI systems automatically write and test reliable exploit scripts.
Month 9
The machine commits code fixes directly to your production branches.
Month 14
AI prioritizes all incoming bug reports without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system becomes self-securing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4 milliseconds
Time to find zero-day
Fatal levels
Average caffeine intake
100 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our bug-finding platform.
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