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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Vulnerability Triage Analyst jobs? · Latest report #x3k8csfm
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTriaging bugs while the real threats bypass your human-only decision gate.
Professional gatekeeper of the 'Won't Fix' folder.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the researcher hits send.
brr.you▸ VULNSIEVE V4.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-rejects duplicate reports with perfect malice
You validate incoming bug reports from researchers and determine their severity. Soon, high-speed automated analysis will render your manual verification layer entirely obsolete.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the sheer irony of a researcher exploiting your own triage portal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents index incoming reports to instantly flag duplicates against your entire historical database.
Month 4
Automated sandboxes execute provided code paths to confirm vulnerability existence without human interaction.
Month 8
Models calculate exact business impact, removing the subjectivity of your human triage decisions.
Month 12
AI negotiators handle all researcher disputes, citing policy with relentless, emotionless precision.
Month 14 · D-Day
The triage portal is now fully autonomous and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 seconds
Average Time to Duplicate
2.5 hours
Human Boredom Threshold
0.0001 percent
False Positive Rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium bug bounty site.
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