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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsHumans are just slow, wet interfaces between customers and liquid dispensers.
Professional liquid distributor and table-side comedian.
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Perfect pours, zero small talk.
bzzt.youAI▸ PUBBOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
mixes four perfect cocktails simultaneously
You pour drinks, balance trays, take orders, and manage tables while dealing with noisy, messy, and impatient customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern if a customer is truly sad or just looking for a free drink.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart displays replace paper menus to streamline your order taking.
Month 10
Robotic dispensers take over the consistent measurement of every drink.
Year 2.1
Rails or sensors guide delivery bots to navigate around table messes.
Year 3.2
Sensors monitor patron moods to detect when they need more drinks.
Year 4 · D-Day
The pub floor is fully automated, removing the need for human service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
3.2 incidents
Average spills per night
14 units
Smiles forced per hour
78 percent
Bartender math accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid soda water.
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