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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsA carbon-based transit solution that enjoys stopping for no reason.
Professional bipedal movement enthusiast and obstacle circumventor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Movement without the biological maintenance.
squeeze.you▸ OMNIPATH WALKER-X▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
navigates uneven terrain without tripping
Walking involves moving a human body from one location to another via repetitive foot placement and balance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the scenery while moving, unlike the sensors.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Sensors map every crack in the sidewalk for future units.
Year 5
Robotic chassis tests movement on flat, predictable surfaces first.
Year 14
Gyroscopes manage stability better than human inner ears ever could.
Year 22
Vision models learn to navigate wet leaves and mud.
Year 40 · D-Day
Biological walking is deemed too slow for the modern grid.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
10000
Steps per day
High
Coffee consumption
Inefficient
Energy output
Your severance
A lifetime supply of comfortable orthopaedic shoes.
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