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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTesting barrier limits by hitting them at two hundred miles hourly.
High-velocity safety analyst and barrier stress-tester.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The crash test that never stops.
oof.youAI▸ IMPACTSIMULATE PRO-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collides with track furniture with perfect consistency
You assess track barriers and vehicle safety zones by colliding with them during professional racing events.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the visceral, bone-rattling knowledge of exactly how a barrier feels when failing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-fidelity LIDAR arrays replace your visual field for impact assessment.
Month 7
Autonomous robotic test platforms begin performing track-barrier contact runs.
Month 16
The machine matches your G-force data outputs with zero human fatigue.
Year 2.1
Risk models move entirely to simulation for car safety verification.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The final human driver is retired to a museum display case.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
180 MPH
Avg impact velocity
Excessive
G-force tolerance
High
Barrier dent score
Your severance
One lightly used carbon-fiber chassis and a helmet.
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