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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour alpha is just a math problem we already solved yesterday.
High-frequency gambler with a Bloomberg terminal addiction.
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Trading with zero latency and no bonuses.
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liquidates your entire portfolio in one click
You watch flickering data feeds and execute high-speed orders based on market patterns and institutional liquidity requirements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively sense the panic in the room before the screens show it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models map every ticker movement in real time.
Month 4
Algorithms replace manual clicking on buy and sell buttons.
Month 8
Machines read news headlines faster than your eyes can scan.
Month 12
Trading firms delegate all decision-making to the server farm.
Month 14 · D-Day
The terminal is powered down permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
2 milliseconds
Average decision time
too high
Human emotional volatility
unstable
Coffee consumption units
Your severance
A vintage pager and a one-way subway card.
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