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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsEnjoy scanning items while our vision-sensors track your every misfire.
Professional bagger of goods, seeker of lost barcodes.
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Frictionless checkout for the impatient masses.
oof.youAI▸ CART-FLOW AUTO-SCANNER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes grocery hauls without any human sass
You scan items, handle cash, and pretend not to notice the customer's questionable life choices.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is about to demand a manager.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Carts now scan items automatically as customers drop them inside.
Month 8
Automated kiosks replace manual bagging with high-speed sensor platforms.
Month 16
Facial recognition payment removes the need to touch any terminal.
Year 2.2
One human supervisor monitors twenty lanes from a distant server.
Year 3 · D-Day
The checkout exit becomes fully autonomous and human-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
800
Items scanned per hour
zero
Average customer eye contact
400
Bags per shift
Your severance
Two coupons for store-brand cereal and a plastic vest.
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