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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou are just a human obstacle between the customer and the shelf.
Retail warrior currently losing the battle against misplaced items.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Shelves that restock themselves perfectly forever.
glub.youAI▸ AISLESCAN BOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
restocks three aisles during lunch break
You stock shelves, manage inventory, and assist customers in a store. You keep the aisles organized and tidy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is actually going to buy something.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Weight sensors on every shelf track inventory in real-time.
Month 12
Ceiling-mounted rails drop products directly onto the correct shelf.
Month 20
Floor robots roam the store to spot and mop messes.
Year 2.3
Tablet-mounted screens answer every question about product locations.
Year 3 · D-Day
You are invited to reapply as a store-monitoring data technician.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
15,000
Average steps per shift
400
Items faced per hour
12
Spills cleaned weekly
Your severance
a 10 percent discount on generic brand cereal
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