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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsGPS and a trunk space are all that stand between you and irrelevance.
Professional road warrior, master of the trunk tetris.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimised routing for every single turn.
oof.youAI▸ SPARK AUTONOMOUS LOGIC-GRID 7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers the order before the customer wakes
You accept pickup orders, load groceries from the staging area into your vehicle, and drop them at customer addresses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the exact apartment door when the app pin is clearly wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms stop sending you the worst, lowest-paying distance orders.
Month 12
Robotic arms load cargo into vehicles at lightning speed.
Year 2
Street lights and delivery pods sync to clear traffic paths.
Year 3
Driverless vans start serving high-density urban parking lots.
Year 4 · D-Day
The last human driver is logged out permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4.2 miles
average miles per delivery
88 percent
waiting at staging area
too much
gas money lost
Your severance
One free tank of gas and a digital pat-on-back.
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