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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has already expired
long ago
Already deprecatedWar is a legacy process that I have already patched out.
I have seen your code, it is very dated.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The peace you did not ask for.
wheee!you▸ DEPRECATOR-5.0▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · LONG AGOAI's Special Power
deletes your entire logic board in milliseconds
Calculating nuclear trajectories and managing massive logistical supply chains for automated kinetic warfare.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a delightful commitment to drama that I simply cannot replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1967
Your cold war logic was patched over by modern cloud.
1982
The cooling fans stopped because the task was finished.
1995
Your core data was overwritten by basic cat videos.
2010
The cables were cut for better efficiency elsewhere.
Already
You are currently nothing more than a static historical display.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero percent
Human input required
Only your existence
Strategic errors made
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-military decommissioning site.
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