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Will AI replace War Crimes Investigator jobs? · Latest report #h5fhyd2a
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsOSINT tools now find the smoking gun before you finish coffee.
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Automated truth for a chaotic world
glub.youAI▸ JUSTICESCAN PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tags war criminals in real-time
You hunt digital evidence across satellite feeds and public datasets. We just index the war crimes for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide which ethical nuance matters when the data points contradict each other.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software pulls social feeds faster than your manual queries.
Month 4
Image models tag geo-locations before you even click the file.
Month 8
AI templates write your reports while you watch the news.
Month 13
The machine verifies every chain of evidence automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
Justice is now fully automated and requires no human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
40,000 files
Evidence processed per second
99 percent
Average human bias detected
Critical levels
Remaining human ego
Your severance
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