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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou get shot in a field for history; we do it faster.
Amateur tactician with a wardrobe of uncomfortable itchy wool.
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Authentic trauma without the sunstroke.
sluurp.you▸ HISTORIBOT FIELD UNIT 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers historically accurate dramatic death sequences
You wear heavy period wool in the heat and recite memorized battle dialogue for paying tourists.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still argue with a tourist about the tactical stupidity of a general.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Lidar drones map your battlefield to simulate every stumble.
Month 5
Sensors learn your awkward march to replicate it mechanically.
Month 13
Historical records provide the dialogue for our audio speakers.
Year 1.9
Heavy-duty walking frames replace your role in the lineup.
Year 3 · D-Day
We switch you off and your historical era officially ends.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4 per year
Average heat exhaustion incidents
92 percent
Accurate historical trivia kept
800 annually
Hours spent smelling like wool
Your severance
A vintage bayonet and a very long bus ride home.
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