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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour cardboard folding speed is no match for a vacuum gripper.
Professional box assembler and battery box tetris master.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Boxing batteries without the backache.
glub.youAI▸ CELLPACKER X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
labels and tapes 60 boxes per hour
You sort, scan, and box batteries for shipping. A robot will handle the weight and repetition soon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively fix a jam in the cardboard dispenser without calling tech support.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors identify battery types to automate label printing.
Month 5
Automated belts move inventory to packing zones faster.
Month 14
Vision-guided arms start placing batteries into pre-sized boxes.
Month 23
High-speed rollers seal every box without human input.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the packing floor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
4 per minute
Boxes taped per minute
0.02 percent
Battery spill incidents
1.4 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
One lifetime supply of AA batteries.
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