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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a spreadsheet with a pulse and fewer macros.
Professional spreadsheet builder and human-movement-optimizer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Numbers that never ask for a lunch break.
help!youAI▸ EFFICIENCY-ORACLE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes routes by removing human toilet breaks
You track warehouse worker output using lean tools. You force people to move faster for minor cost savings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still pretend the morale drop is just a data outlier.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your manual spreadsheets are uploaded into the central engine.
Month 3
Sensors begin tracking worker motion without your human filters.
Month 6
AI models generate throughput plans faster than your CPU.
Month 9
The system issues direct instructions to workers via tablets.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive an automated exit notification and full deactivation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
14 percent
Human error rate
too many
Excel tab count
lethal
Micromanagement intensity
Your severance
A one-year subscription to basic spreadsheet software.
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