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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour clipboards are just expensive paperweights waiting for a software update.
Professional clipboard carrier, hazard hunter, and rule enforcer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total floor visibility, zero human oversight.
oof.youAI▸ SAFETYSCAN SENTINEL V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags hazards before they actually happen
You walk the floor checking fire exits and recording near-miss incidents to comply with regional safety laws.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a forklift driver's eyes before they make a mistake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smartphones replace your clipboards and paper logs immediately.
Month 5
Lidar sensors map the floor to detect unsafe pedestrian crossing.
Month 10
Cameras record near-misses and auto-fill your incident reports.
Month 15
Pre-recorded holographic sessions replace your live toolbox talks.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full legal and safety liability autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
20 per week
clipboard hours
4,000 annually
incident reports
12,000 steps
floor patrols
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-visibility vests.
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